Fathlete

2/3/17:  7.7 lbs this week (thanks, Norovirus!), 9.3 lbs this year, 15.6 lbs over all.

Down this week, thanks to 4 days prostrate to the porcelain god. Chicken broth and tea, folks.  That's the key.  That and incessant vomiting.  Now that we have the diet thing figured out...

I managed to keep my spirits up with a marathon of HBO's John Adams (somehow comforting, in the current political climate), followed by back-to-back sports movies: Invincible (Disney, Marky Mark, dirty ol' Philly, what's not to love?) and the Simon Pegg's, Run, Fatboy, Run.

More romantic comedy than true sports film, Run, Fatboy, Run is nevertheless a funny and painfully familiar look at a guy trying to get into shape to run a marathon, complete with all the standard jokes about chafing nether-regions and such.

"I'm not fat!  I'm just... un-fit."

But does it work?  That is, can you run yourself thin?  Vinnie Tortorich answers this way: stand at the finish line of a local marathon or triathlon.  First you'll see the pros - skinny Kenyans and the like.  As the hours pass, you'll see a parade of increasingly overweight folks make their way past.  These are people who have spent hours a week, month after month, doing physical exercise.  And yet, in many cases, they haven't lost a pound.  (Those folks up front? They were skinny before they ever started running.)

There seems to be some truth to this. I rowed for three years, working out fairly consistently through both the 7-month season and our club's winter conditioning program.  At the start of the 2016 season, however, I was at my heaviest weight in years.   I learned quickly the truth of the phrase, "You can't outrun a bad diet."  Burgers & fries, pizza rolls, beer, loaded tots... all delicious, all deadly.  It was only after I started cutting down on the sugars and grains that I began to see any progress at all.  I'm pretty sure that exercise has helped, but it looks like for me, it's not the bottom line.


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